1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey won't have.
This people are very dangerous, once u
borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "can I have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last time u
will see that Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately
they enter the bank, even before taking d
slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is
to know the last person and u hear them
saying, I am at ur back. If care is not
taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back",
then at the end of the day, they cause
confusion (na me
dey hin back, I don tell am I was here
before u blah blah)
Sunday, 30 November 2014
Thursday, 27 November 2014
SERMON THAT TOUCHES THE HEART: THE DAY MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO CHURCH
My boyfriend and I drove to church one Sunday. I had gone to his
house on Friday from work; I hadn't visited him for a very long time.
Gosh! It was one of the wildest weekends I have ever witnessed.
From that Friday night, the only break we had from the sheets were
times we had our meals and a couple other times.
On Sunday, we got into church as usual. We sang and danced like every
other worshipper.
My boyfriend and I were all 'touchy touchy'; he would whisper
something into my ears and I would whisper too. What looked like
Sunday as usual took a different turn when our pastor mounted the
podium. His sermon was titled "First Love"; he was preaching how we
related with God the first time we gave our lives to Christ.
He kept mentioning all the things Christians do these days without any
sense of guilt.
He turned to a corner of the hall and said "I can tell you for certain
that some of you came to church today straight from your boyfriends'
bedrooms." The part of the hall he was pointing at happened to be
where we sat. "Somebody there, you are looking at me now; you came to
church from your boyfriend's house."
The whole congregation was quiet; everyone listened to the pastor with
a straight face.
At the end of the sermon, pastor made an 'altar call'; "bow down your
head and close your eyes" he commanded.
"If you know you purposely lied or deceived someone or you committed
fornication this week come to the altar." It was a very fiery sermon.
More than half of the church emptied to the altar.
"Do not wait for anybody; do not look at your partner especially if
your sin partner is there with you."
I squeezed Fred's hand, hoping he would jump to his feet and lead the
way to the altar. He did not move. I left him there and walked down to
the altar.
After prayers, I returned to my seat only to find out Fred was not
there. I reached for my seat and sat down. On looking up, I saw him
returning from the altar.
Back in the house, we both looked like fowls thoroughly beaten in the
rain. Before I left his house that evening, we resolved we were going
to abstain from sex until we have tied the knot.
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house on Friday from work; I hadn't visited him for a very long time.
Gosh! It was one of the wildest weekends I have ever witnessed.
From that Friday night, the only break we had from the sheets were
times we had our meals and a couple other times.
On Sunday, we got into church as usual. We sang and danced like every
other worshipper.
My boyfriend and I were all 'touchy touchy'; he would whisper
something into my ears and I would whisper too. What looked like
Sunday as usual took a different turn when our pastor mounted the
podium. His sermon was titled "First Love"; he was preaching how we
related with God the first time we gave our lives to Christ.
He kept mentioning all the things Christians do these days without any
sense of guilt.
He turned to a corner of the hall and said "I can tell you for certain
that some of you came to church today straight from your boyfriends'
bedrooms." The part of the hall he was pointing at happened to be
where we sat. "Somebody there, you are looking at me now; you came to
church from your boyfriend's house."
The whole congregation was quiet; everyone listened to the pastor with
a straight face.
At the end of the sermon, pastor made an 'altar call'; "bow down your
head and close your eyes" he commanded.
"If you know you purposely lied or deceived someone or you committed
fornication this week come to the altar." It was a very fiery sermon.
More than half of the church emptied to the altar.
"Do not wait for anybody; do not look at your partner especially if
your sin partner is there with you."
I squeezed Fred's hand, hoping he would jump to his feet and lead the
way to the altar. He did not move. I left him there and walked down to
the altar.
After prayers, I returned to my seat only to find out Fred was not
there. I reached for my seat and sat down. On looking up, I saw him
returning from the altar.
Back in the house, we both looked like fowls thoroughly beaten in the
rain. Before I left his house that evening, we resolved we were going
to abstain from sex until we have tied the knot.
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Monday, 24 November 2014
Do this before you reach 30
DO THIS BEFORE YOU HIT 30 YEARS OF AGE.
1. Begin to put money in thebank and learn to leave it there.
2. Date the right person.
3. Get your own place, stop having room-mates.
4. Get out of debt.
5. Get that body you always
dreamed of and maintain it.
6. Surround yourself with
people that will take you a step ahead.
7. Start to accumulate a fortune
and wealth.
8. Learn to dress well not sexy.
9. Accept that you are an adult
and stop your kiddish behaviors.
10. Let go of the past and look
forward to the future...
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Saturday, 22 November 2014
OPRAH WINFREY GIVEN 3 MONTHS TO LIVE!!!
Daytime talk show extraordinaire Oprah was given the shock of her life when a routine check up turned into her having less than four months to live following a stage 4 cancer diagnosis.
“You didn’t really think I’d get to live such a wonderful life forever did you? I’m not sad, but I am tired. Now I can rest” Said Oprah in an email released to her personal staff.
"I’ve made more money than I could spend in a life time, but I’m going to enjoy seeing what kind of dent I can put in $2 billion in 3 months” Said Oprah proclaiming that she would spend half her fortune making a few lucky fans dreams come true, donating the rest and while leaving something for her dog and Steadman.
Oprah seem to be in high spirits saying “why be sad when I can buy a small country, name it Oprah, and live forever”j
Friday, 21 November 2014
10 types of Lecuters you can find in 9ja universities
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.
12 types of students you will find in night classes in 9ja
The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various high instititutions.
1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.
2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him.
Thursday, 20 November 2014
DO YOU WANT A SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY IN THE UK BY JANUARY 2015
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To find out more about studying in the UK's top university for graduate prospects in the energy industry, please contact the Robert Gordon University In country representative who will be visiting Port Harcourt, Abuja and Lagos in the coming weeks. Call 07086273884 or 01-4533052 or send an email to rgu_nigeria@bcie.co.uk"
Tuesday, 18 November 2014
Knowledge is very Vital
I was going through a video the other day and it was about a man that went for an interview, he then received a text with the words:
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have been selected for *some text missing*
Sunday, 16 November 2014
How to knot your tie
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Saturday, 15 November 2014
Junks of yesterday
Have you ever tried to talk with water in your mouth? Have you tried adding water to a filled jar of water? What of trying to eat more when you are filled? Feels difficult right? Do I even need to ask all these? You don't need to try them to know that they are eithe difficult or just impossible. Just like the picture below, we daily carry our junks of today over to the future.
Life is filled with uncertainties and imperfections, many attimes we equally forget that life can also be enjoyed, and that one can in life find
Just as I promised. November born and what predictions about them say.
I've had the opportunity to spend ample time with those born in november and I think noticed one common thing about them, regardless of
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Friday, 14 November 2014
This just arrived few days ago
This interesting prayer
was given in Kansas at the
opening session of their
Senate. It seems prayer
still upsets some people.
When Minister Joe Wright
was asked to open the
new session of the Kansas
Senate, everyone was
expecting the usual
generalities, but this is
what they heard:
"Heavenly Father,