Types of folks you can find in the banking hall

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey won't have.
This people are very dangerous, once u
borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "can I have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last time u
will see that Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately
they enter the bank, even before taking d
slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is
to know the last person and u hear them
saying, I am at ur back. If care is not
taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back",
then at the end of the day, they cause
confusion (na me
dey hin back, I don tell am I was here
before u blah blah)

3 - The No protocol team: These kind of
people don't obey the first come, first
serve slogan, they are mouthed in the
bank, immediately they come in, they just
walk up to the cashier or manager, he ask
them to sit down and within 5 mins they
have completed there transactions while
u
still dey dere dey look like mumu for
queue.(There is god oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These
people will always have a problem with
the bank door, then u see dem removing
their belts,car keys, mobile phones etc
and yet the machine keeps shouting "pls
go back..." My bros next time come to bank
naked, biko, he go allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people
can waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the
withdrawal slip or deposit slip na
jamb questions, u see them canceling,
tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common 3780 naira in
words
na gobe. Even the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario.. CHAAYE!
6 - The exile men: These people usually
behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will always be asking for
today's date, even after telling them the
correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for des pple