Types of folks you can find in the banking hall

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in
the bank, common pen dey won't have.
This people are very dangerous, once u
borrow them the pen, u might find it
difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "can I have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last time u
will see that Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately
they enter the bank, even before taking d
slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is
to know the last person and u hear them
saying, I am at ur back. If care is not
taking 8 people can tell u "I dey ur back",
then at the end of the day, they cause
confusion (na me
dey hin back, I don tell am I was here
before u blah blah)

SERMON THAT TOUCHES THE HEART: THE DAY MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO CHURCH

My boyfriend and I drove to church one Sunday. I had gone to his
house on Friday from work; I hadn't visited him for a very long time.
Gosh! It was one of the wildest weekends I have ever witnessed.
From that Friday night, the only break we had from the sheets were
times we had our meals and a couple other times.
On Sunday, we got into church as usual. We sang and danced like every
other worshipper.
My boyfriend and I were all 'touchy touchy'; he would whisper
something into my ears and I would whisper too. What looked like
Sunday as usual took a different turn when our pastor mounted the
podium. His sermon was titled "First Love"; he was preaching how we
related with God the first time we gave our lives to Christ.
He kept mentioning all the things Christians do these days without any
sense of guilt.
He turned to a corner of the hall and said "I can tell you for certain
that some of you came to church today straight from your boyfriends'
bedrooms." The part of the hall he was pointing at happened to be
where we sat. "Somebody there, you are looking at me now; you came to
church from your boyfriend's house."
The whole congregation was quiet; everyone listened to the pastor with
a straight face.
At the end of the sermon, pastor made an 'altar call'; "bow down your
head and close your eyes" he commanded.
"If you know you purposely lied or deceived someone or you committed
fornication this week come to the altar." It was a very fiery sermon.
More than half of the church emptied to the altar.
"Do not wait for anybody; do not look at your partner especially if
your sin partner is there with you."
I squeezed Fred's hand, hoping he would jump to his feet and lead the
way to the altar. He did not move. I left him there and walked down to
the altar.
After prayers, I returned to my seat only to find out Fred was not
there. I reached for my seat and sat down. On looking up, I saw him
returning from the altar.
Back in the house, we both looked like fowls thoroughly beaten in the
rain. Before I left his house that evening, we resolved we were going
to abstain from sex until we have tied the knot.

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Do this before you reach 30

DO THIS BEFORE YOU HIT 30 YEARS OF AGE.

1. Begin to put money in the
bank and learn to leave it there.
2. Date the right person.
3. Get your own place, stop having room-mates.
4. Get out of debt.
5. Get that body you always
dreamed of and maintain it.
6. Surround yourself with
people that will take you a step ahead.
7. Start to accumulate a fortune
and wealth.
8. Learn to dress well not sexy.
9. Accept that you are an adult
and stop your kiddish behaviors.
10. Let go of the past and look
forward to the future...

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OPRAH WINFREY GIVEN 3 MONTHS TO LIVE!!!

Daytime talk show extraordinaire Oprah was given the shock of her life when a routine check up turned into her having less than four months to live following a stage 4 cancer diagnosis.

“You didn’t really think I’d get to live such a wonderful life forever did you? I’m not sad, but I am tired. Now I can rest” Said Oprah in an email released to her personal staff.

"I’ve made more money than I could spend in a life time, but I’m going to enjoy seeing what kind of dent I can put in $2 billion in 3 months” Said Oprah proclaiming that she would spend half her fortune making a few lucky fans dreams come true, donating the rest and while leaving something for her dog and Steadman.

Oprah seem to be in high spirits saying “why be sad when I can buy a small country, name it Oprah, and live forever”j

10 types of Lecuters you can find in 9ja universities

1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone, you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.

12 types of students you will find in night classes in 9ja

The following are the different categories of people you will meet in night classes in our various high instititutions.

1. Customer care agents: this category of people will keep on receiving calls from the time the came to class till the sleep off. If you sit beside them "sorry" and it is more among ladies.

2. The lookers: this category of people will make sure that they look at any slightest movement around them. If they ever see a beautiful/handsome girl/guy then they will never cease catching a glimse at her/him.

DO YOU WANT A SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY IN THE UK BY JANUARY 2015

Robert Gordon University, Scotland offers partial merit scholarships for all January 2015 start masters courses in areas including International Business, Oil & Gas Law, IT for Oil & Gas, Management, Finance, Tourism & Hospitality and Project Management. Today RGU delivers more than 300 courses to over 15,000 full time and part-time students from 120 countries.

To find out more about studying in the UK's top university for graduate prospects in the energy industry, please contact the Robert Gordon University In country representative who will be visiting Port Harcourt, Abuja and Lagos in the coming weeks. Call 07086273884 or 01-4533052 or send an email to rgu_nigeria@bcie.co.uk"

Knowledge is very Vital

I was going through a video the other day and it was about a man that went for an interview, he then received a text with the words:

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have been selected for *some text missing*

Happy new week

From the admin. Have a blissful and exciting week ahead.

How to knot your tie

Have had this picture for a while now and I just decided to share it. Easy right? Happy Sunday

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Junks of yesterday

Have you ever tried to talk with water in your mouth? Have you tried adding water to a filled jar of water? What of trying to eat more when you are filled? Feels difficult right? Do I even need to ask all these? You don't need to try them to know that they are eithe difficult or just impossible. Just like the picture below, we daily carry our junks of today over to the future.

Life is filled with uncertainties and imperfections, many attimes we equally forget that life can also be enjoyed, and that one can in life find

Just as I promised. November born and what predictions about them say.

I've had the opportunity to spend ample time with those born in november and I think noticed one common thing about them, regardless of

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This just arrived few days ago

This interesting prayer

was given in Kansas at the

opening session of their

Senate. It seems prayer

still upsets some people.

When Minister Joe Wright

was asked to open the

new session of the Kansas

Senate, everyone was

expecting the usual

generalities, but this is

what they heard:

"Heavenly Father,

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Over reliance on Nigeria over gas to end soon - Ghana President.

President John Mahama says he is working hard to court more private investors to shore up local production of gas to solve the country’s power crisis.

President Mahama says this will end the country’s over-reliance on the West African gas pipeline which has been inconsistent with supplying gas to the country.

“We had a lot of excitement when the gas pipeline was built hoping that the abundance of Nigerian gas will flow through the

How did you start that smoking habit?

I have been pondering on this for awhile now, it's like guys that smoke are more than they that don't. I decided to ask how did you start the smoking habit, since they neither teach it in schools nor at home.

You can share your experience let the younger ones not be victims.

Ebola: Lagos okays N50m grant to First consultant medical center.

As the World Health Organization, Monday,

declared Nigeria Ebola Virus Disease, EVD,-free

officially, after 42 days of two incubation periods

without any new confirmed cases of the deadly

virus, Lagos state government also, on Monday, disclosed various plans to nip in the bud any likelihood outbreak of EVD, saying

BREAKING: Oscar Pistorius sentenced to five years in prison for culpable homicide

A court in Pretoria, South Africa has sentenced blade runner, Oscar Pistorius to five years in prison for the murder of his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.

On the first count culpable homicide, he was given a five year sentence, while on the firearms charge, Pistorius got three years in jail, wholly suspended for five years.

While reading the sentence, Judge Thokozile Masipa said that although she had been aided by assessors, the decision was hers and hers alone. She also added that it was important for mercy to be meted out to him.

“I am of the view that a non-custodial sentence would send a wrong message to the community. On the other hand, a long sentence would not be appropriate either, as it would lack the element of mercy.”

Last month, Judge Masipa had cleared Pistorius of murder, but convicted him of culpable homicide, citing negligence on his part.

The prosecution had called for a minimum 10-year sentence; the defence for community service and house arrest. Both the prosecution and the defence have the right to appeal against the verdict.

Photo. Waje Shares baby pic of daughter

Photo

: Waje shares baby pic of daughter

Waje pictured with her daughter Emerald when they were both much younger. She's now 14...

Ain't she cute

Legendary fashion designer Oscar Dies at 82

Legendary fashion designer Oscar de la Renta has died. He was 82. According to a statement released by his family, he died at home yesterday evening in his home in Kent, Connecticut surrounded by family. The statement didn't specify his cause of death but he'd been battling cancer

SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES

Hold the handle of a Spoon against the outer corner of your eye, and draw a straight line. Then flip the spoon, so that it would hug your eyelid,  and use the rounded outer edge to create a perfectly curved winged tip.

After making the outline fill it in, and draw a line across your lash line to finish the look.

Is this a clear blue sky or is there something else?

Look closely

PALM CHAT OR AWOOFF?

Article not written by me. It's a promo piece...enjoy!

Hey people! Many of you who might have seen this and ignored it might need to have a rethink. There are really a lot of promotional offers out there and just like typical Nigerians, we always call them “scam” or “wash”.

Ok let me just go straight to the point. Palmchat is the “on board” social app now – I mean, they have been very generous in sharing gifts to all and sundry, especially our beautiful young ladies (and don’t get me wrong, I meant all Nigerian women are beautiful *winks*).
If you were at the last NYSC orientation camp in Lagos, or you have been in Unilag lately,

Breaking news for the week

Breaking News for the New week: 

And here comes Monday.

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Is it because of Ebola?

 I don't think you are thinking what i think you are thinking😃 

Effective studying vol. 2: Keeping it in your head.

Yesterday, I posted about how to overcome the habit of sleeping off when studying. There were a some helpful points stated there. Open it now .

Today, am going to talk on the aspect of reading and retaining What you've read, I call it Effective Studying. Here are simple tips to help you.

HILARIOUS: Something Doctors all over the world don't know.

#FACT

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U-Grafix now has a new look. Same features, greater appearance

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Effective studying: How it works. vol 1?

This photo looks quite funny but really true for some reasons, especially when the saying "too much is too bad" or rephrased as "too much of everything is bad" is considered, but does that mean one should relax and never seek for more knowledge? Should it suggest complecency? Or should you revert to a mediocre? I feel someone is actually saying a NO NO to that...

Now the question is, How can one effectively study?

I have some things that may be of help here

Hehehehehehehehe!!!

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FRIENDSHIP: A poem for a true friend

Friends add value to life.
Friends add meaning to it.
Friends are there day and night

Friends make life worth living,

Friends are our

Sometimes, we are the cause of our stagnation

This photo says it all

Good morning

It's a beautiful morning here in my location.

Good morning friends.
May your day be bright and your ways clear.
May this week bring you delight in whatever you
hear.
May your burdens be light and your problems fair.
And may you have the might to face your fear.
Have a Nice day and a great week ahead.

Months and Character. Is it really true?

A lot of people believe our character, personality, qualities and even inborn abilities like intelligence, are affected by the month one is born in or the zodiac sign of such a person, for instance, someone born in

Love...

Love is like a stapple pin...

YES YOU CAN

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Are you in that situation that seems impossible?

Are you stuck in a place and you feel there is No
way out?
Is that job getting too uncomfortable and it seems
you can't help it?
Are you all alone in your burden and it seems

Compare both...

That was the first...

And this is the new look of my name logo

My first graphic work, last year.

So amazing how I have advanced without a tutor.😊

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